I WAS A VERY HAPPY AND BUSY LITTLE GIRL AND I SPENT MUCH OF MY TIME BEING IN TROUBLE FOR ONE SILLY THING OR ANOTHER. AS I LOOK BACK, I AM SURE GLAD I DID NOT HAVE TO RAISE ME! ALL I WANTED TO DO IS EXPLORE MY WORLD, PLAY WITH MY FRIENDS AND MY LITTLE DOG BRIDGETT.
I THINK I AM PROBABLY THE ONLY CHILD THAT EVER GOT KICKED OUT OF DANCE CLASS AND SUNDAY SCHOOL. IT WAS A FULL TIME JOB WATCHING ME. I EVEN MANAGED TO ESCAPE FROM A FAMILY FRIENDS HOME AND I WAS HIT BY A CAR. MAMA AND DADDY WORRIED ABOUT ME ENDLESSLY. WHEN I STARTED SCHOOL I REMEMBER MOM SAYING "IF I GET CALLED TO THAT SCHOOL ONE MORE TIME..."
I CUT THE HAIR OFF MY SISTERS DOLLS, I MIXED ALL OF HER PERFUMES TOGETHER, AND EVERY CERTIFICATE OF ACKNOWLEDGMENT SHE RECEIVED, I SCRATCHED HER NAME OUT AND PUT MINE IN!
IF I CAUGHT LORI DOING SOMETHING NAUGHTY, SHE WOULD BRIBE ME AND GIVE ME CANDY AND MONEY IF I WOULD NOT TELL; SO I TOOK THE GOODS AND THEN TATTLED ANYWAY! IF SHE WAS OUT WITH MOM AND HER BOYFRIEND WOULD CALL, I WOULD TELL HIM THAT SHE WAS OUT WITH ANOTHER GUY.
YEP...SURE MISS THOSE GOOD OLD DAYS. . .
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